The Wisdom of Groucho Marx

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.

Those are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others.

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.

It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.

She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.