Signs That Your Company Is Going Under

You see vultures congregating atop the cubicle dividers.

At the end of the day, when the boss leaves, he keeps accidentally saying, "Have a good life."

Employee of the month is listed as, "Yeah, whatever."

When you say, "See you tomorrow," the night watchman laughs uncontrollably.

Your Blackberry was replaced with a bullhorn and an Etch-a-Sketch.

The chairman walks by your desk and says, "Hey, hey! Easy on the staples!"

The toilet paper in the men's room is suddenly cut-up strips of company letterhead.

The board of directors suddenly have email addresses from Hyderabad.

The temp workers' contract calls for them to be paid by the minute.

The CEO's newest Facebook friends are all bankruptcy lawyers.

Your office disappears from Google Earth.

The last Staples order consisted entirely of boxes, tape, and bubble wrap.

CNBC rates your company stock a buy.