Thought you might enjoy this. These are signs found at businesses:
On a plumber's truck: We repair what your husband fixed.
On a plumber's truck: Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.
Pizza shop slogan: 7 days without pizza makes one weak.
At a tire shop: Invite us to your next blowout.
Door of a plastic surgeon's office: Hello. Can we help you pick your nose?
At a towing company: We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.
On an electrician's truck: Let us remove your shorts.
On a maternity room door: Push. Push. Push.
At an optometrist's office: If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.
In a podiatrist's office: Time wounds all heels.
At a car dealership: The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment.
Outside a muffler shop: No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.
In a veterinarian's waiting room: Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
In the front yard of a funeral home: Drive carefully. We'll wait.