Senior Personal Ads


Some "Senior" personal ads seen in Florida Newspapers. Who says seniors don't have a sense of humor?

FOXY LADY: Sexy, fashion-conscious, blue-haired beauty, 80s slim,5'-4"(used to be 5-6), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching white shoes and belt a plus.

LONG-TERM COMMITMENT: Recent widow who has just buried fourthhusband looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot.Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.

SERENITY NOW: I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, theocean, yoga and meditation. If you are the silent type, let's gettogether, take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.

WINNING SMILE: Active grandmother with original teeth seeking adedicated flosser to share rare steaks, corn on the cob andcaramel candy.

BEATLES OR STONES? I still like to rock, still like to cruise inmy Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar. Ifyou were a groovy chick, or even a groovy hen, let's get together andlisten to my eight-track tapes.

MINT CONDITION: Male, 1922, high mileage, good condition, somehair, many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves. Isn't inrunning condition, but walks well.

MEMORIES: I can usually remember Monday through Thursday. If youcan remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads

Prissy Lee

[ As Read on Car Talk ]