Really, really bad country song titles!

"I Gave Her My Heart and a Diamond, and She Clubbed Me With a Spade"

"How Did You Get so Ugly Overnight?"

"Mama Get the Hammer, There's a Fly on Papa's Head"

"I'd Rather Pass a Kidney Stone than Another Night With You"

"I Would've Wrote You a Letter, But I Couldn't Spell "Yuck!"

"My Phone Ain't Been Ringin' So I Guess It Wasn't You"

"They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From Breakin' Out"

See the complete list, here.

Received via Greg Galer and George Hupka.