Novel concept for increasing MPG

From: David Hensley

Hey, Click and Cluck, I put my brain to work trying to solve the gasoline shortage problem...

Remember when we were trying to conserve water and it was suggested we put a brick in our toilet tank? Well, how about a brick in out gas tank!!!! Wait, wait, I know you are going to say a brick will not fit... BUT we could manufacture bricks shaped like weiners that would work wonderfully...Perhaps some sort of pyramid marketing scheme would work (or can you stack weiner-shaped objects in a pyramid?) We could get a government grant to develop this concept... What do you think?