A Few E-Mail Thought Provokers...

Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 each on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards.

Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant a lot like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?

If four out of five people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one person enjoys it?

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts?" and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

Why isn't 11 pronounced onety-one?

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast.
The mime next door went nuts.


Jerry Connelly
Fargo, ND

[ As Read on Car Talk ]