Causes of the massive, nine-day traffic jam in China?

Tom's Fiat.

A wonton got stuck in the fuel pump of a bus running on bio diesel.

It was the end of the month, and a billion people suddenly realized they needed new inspection stickers.

In retrospect, the half-off sale on Ming vases was not such a good idea.

A Hummer finally ground to a halt after running over and trying to drag along two dozen bicycles.

A good Samaritan's battery exploded when he tried to use a set of those cheap, made in America jumper cables. (Bought 'em at Great-Wall... Mart. )

An hour after eating, a million people had to go out and eat again.

[As Read on Car Talk]