Roadkill Grill Restaurant
Bobbi Lyle sent the following letter:
We have a small local restaurant here in the sticks we'd like you to visit.If you send me your business fax I will forward the menu. The oldRoadkill Grill Restaurant offers:
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| Tummy Teasers: |
Chunk of Skunk, 1.95; Smidgen of Pigeon, 1.95; Road Toad a la mode, 1.65; Rigor Mortis Tortoise, 5.25 |
| Bag 'N' Gag: |
Our Daily Take-Out Lunch Special --Anything Dead, on Bread |
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"Eating Food Is More Fun When You Know It Was Hit on the Run" |
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| Entrees: |
Center-Line Bovine, 5.95
The Chicken, 4.95
Flat Cat, 3.95 |
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Guess That Mess A Daily Special Treat |
If you guess what it is, you eat if for free. |
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"Our Meat Is So Fresh You Can Still See the Tire Tracks." |
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Late-Night Delight "Served Fresh Each Night --After Dark" |
Rack of Raccoon, 3.95 Smear of Deer, 4.95 Cheap Sheep, 2.95 |
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You get the idea.
Love the show!
Bobbi
