Reason #1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
#2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
#3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
#4. A dog's parents never visit.
#5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to be understood.
#6. You never have to stand around and wait for a dog. The dog's always ready to go.
#7. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "if I died, would you get another dog?"
#8. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
#9. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
#10. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.