Should I be looking at new cars before retirement?

Dear Car Talk | May 01, 1993
Dear Tom and Ray:
Chris
RAY: We've got all the answers, Chris. First of all, we're sending you a free copy of our new pamphlet "Ten Ways You May Be Ruining Your Car Without Even Knowing It." It tells you everything you need to know to keep this old beast running forever (by the way, anyone can get a copy of the pamphlet by sending $3 and an 8 X 10 nude photo to ....).
TOM: And about old cars, I agree with you wholeheartedly, Chris. From a purely economic point of view, it's ALWAYS cheaper to keep your old car running. I've always said that.
RAY: Of course, there are other reasons for getting a new car. For example, you might want a car that starts all the time. You might want anti-lock brakes and an airbag or two. You might want adjustable height seat belts...or seatbelts period if you drive a 1963 Dodge Dart like my brother does.
TOM: But from a purely financial standpoint, nothing is cheaper than keeping your old car forever. So follow the instructions in our pamphlet, Chris, and write to us and let us know which one of you wears out first (we'll be rooting for the car).
Chris
RAY: We've got all the answers, Chris. First of all, we're sending you a free copy of our new pamphlet "Ten Ways You May Be Ruining Your Car Without Even Knowing It." It tells you everything you need to know to keep this old beast running forever (by the way, anyone can get a copy of the pamphlet by sending $3 and an 8 X 10 nude photo to ....).
TOM: And about old cars, I agree with you wholeheartedly, Chris. From a purely economic point of view, it's ALWAYS cheaper to keep your old car running. I've always said that.
RAY: Of course, there are other reasons for getting a new car. For example, you might want a car that starts all the time. You might want anti-lock brakes and an airbag or two. You might want adjustable height seat belts...or seatbelts period if you drive a 1963 Dodge Dart like my brother does.
TOM: But from a purely financial standpoint, nothing is cheaper than keeping your old car forever. So follow the instructions in our pamphlet, Chris, and write to us and let us know which one of you wears out first (we'll be rooting for the car).
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