Dating Handbook: Pickup Lines and Driving Stories

I keep handy coupons in my wallet with my name, address and phone number on the back. the front of the coupon declares "this coupon is good for one (1) free date. offer expires sometime in the year 1999. limit one coupon per person per year."

oh, did you say it had to be a time-tested, proven formula? then never mind.


[ Previous Letter | Tales from the pickup lane, Vol. 2 | Next Letter ]