Car Talk Haiku


Car Talk Haiku

It reads YIELD, not STOP,
O Blind One, Maker of this
Thirty-car Backup.

Bob Bowen

 

Horse trailer in tow.
Don't follow too closely or
Horse greetings on hood.

Linda Wallace

 

My macho boyfriend
Runs to open my car door
Are my arms broken?

Ronnie Ann Himmel

 

New alternator
In 70,000 miles
This one will die too.

Bob Bowen

 

Hot hot sun beats down.
Ancient air-cooled engine stops.
Dead VW.

Hollis Marriott

 

Dodge Dart left running;
Grandma rests in peace. Read Will.
Buy new Ferrari

Sue Jordan

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