Baseball, hot dogs, bathtub gin, and Chevrolet.
Fiat-Chrysler -- Maybe two wrongs can make a right!
Jeep Wrangler -- Being at the shop counts as "off road," right?
Nissan Leaf -- Wipe that smug grin off A prius owner's face TODAY.
Porsche -- There's no substitute. Except maybe for dumping your wife and marrying a 24-year-old.
Jaguar -- Slowly bleeding you to death.
Honda Civic -- Making it impossible to figure out which car is yours in the parking lot since 1973.
Jeep Compass -- No, seriously. Stop laughing.
Ford Mustang GT Shelby Cobra convertible -- Next stop, Viagra.
Hyundai -- It's like "Sunday" with a gag in your mouth.
Mitsubishi Lancer Evo -- It'll get you going faster than a plate of bad sushi.
Subaru -- For hippies with good credit.
Audi -- You'll love our service departments!
Cadillac DTS -- For when you can't decide between a Toyota Avalon and a gaudy pair of golf shoes.
Lincoln -- So quiet, you'll think you're already dead.