Best Bad Car Jokes

  • Web Lackey
  • 7/24/2020

Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.


New Teslas don’t come with a new car smell they come with an Elon Musk.


What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

Hailing taxis!


A truck carrying vicks vaporub overturned on the highway, amazingly there was no congestion for 8 hours strait


Robin: The cars not working

Batman: Did you check the battery?

Robin: Whats a tery?


Two Cadillac drivers got in a fender-bender, got out of their cars, and then started yelling at each other.

Within a few seconds they were in a fist-fight. I guess you could say things Escaladed quickly.


What is the last thing that goes through a bug’s mind before it hits the windshield?

Its butt.


I couldn’t work out how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.


My daughter said I could never make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta.

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What the stars say about your car for 8/8/2020
When the need arises, stop to ask directions. It will pay unforeseen dividends with a new significant other.
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