Lame Joke: Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini...
Do they play baseball in heaven?
One day, Bob was trudging along the beach, and stubbed his toe on something hard. He reached down and saw that it was an ancient brass lamp...
Q: How do you know your math tutor is hungry? A. She'll work for pi. More terrible jokes here!
A taxi passenger leaned over to ask the driver a question and gently tapped him on the shoulder to get his attention.
There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money and was a real miser.
My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
"Has old man Jones talked to you about your dog yet?" asked the neighbor. Read the end of this terrible joke, right here.
The world's leading expert on European wasps walks into a record shop...
Q. Why can't you take a turkey to church?
A.They use fowl language.