"Has old man Jones talked to you about your dog yet?" asked the neighbor. Read the end of this terrible joke, right here.
The world's leading expert on European wasps walks into a record shop...
Q. Why can't you take a turkey to church?
A.They use fowl language.
A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly behaved three-year-old grandson.
What happened when two ships collided?
A mechanic was working late one night when a man walked into his shop. "Can you help me?" the man asked. "I think I am a moth."
What's worse than writing a check to the IRS? These jokes, probably. Read at your own risk.
Two friends are driving around town. They come up to a red light and the guy driving accelerates and speeds right through it. Naturally his friend is pretty upset by this. "You just blew through a red light! Are you out of your mind?"
There's a special kind of duster—more of a brush, actually—that specialists use...
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