A taxi passenger leaned over to ask the driver a question and gently tapped him on the shoulder to get his attention.
There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money and was a real miser.
My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
"Has old man Jones talked to you about your dog yet?" asked the neighbor. Read the end of this terrible joke, right here.
The world's leading expert on European wasps walks into a record shop...
Q. Why can't you take a turkey to church?
A.They use fowl language.
A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly behaved three-year-old grandson.
What happened when two ships collided?
A mechanic was working late one night when a man walked into his shop. "Can you help me?" the man asked. "I think I am a moth."
What's worse than writing a check to the IRS? These jokes, probably. Read at your own risk.