Tag: lame jokes

At the theater, an usher approaches a man who has stretched out over three seats. He asks him to sit up, but the man simply says, "Uhhhhh."

I heard music coming from my printer, but it was just the paper jamming. More bad jokes here.

Another edition of groan-worthy jokes to help you kill a few perfectly good minutes today.

Réné Descartes walks into a bar...

Did you hear about the landscaper who was looking forward to spring? He got so excited he wet his plants.

A man walks into a diner. The waitress comes over with some coffee and a menu. "What'll it be?" she asks.

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. 

It was a rainy night, and the hitchhiker was thrilled to catch a ride. That's when he noticed ... 

What's the range of a trumpet? Thirty yards if you've got a good arm. More bad jokes here!

Julius Caesar walks into a bar. It gets worse from here; are you sure you want to read these?