Another edition of groan-worthy jokes to help you kill a few perfectly good minutes today.
Réné Descartes walks into a bar...
Did you hear about the landscaper who was looking forward to spring? He got so excited he wet his plants.
A man walks into a diner. The waitress comes over with some coffee and a menu. "What'll it be?" she asks.
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.
It was a rainy night, and the hitchhiker was thrilled to catch a ride. That's when he noticed ...
What's the range of a trumpet? Thirty yards if you've got a good arm. More bad jokes here!
Julius Caesar walks into a bar. It gets worse from here; are you sure you want to read these?
Chemistry jokes sure to get a reaction.
"Evidence has been found that William Tell and family were avid bowlers. However, all the league records were destroyed in a fire and we'll never know for whom the Tells Bowled." Worse puns this way.