The world's leading expert on European wasps walks into a record shop...
Q. Why can't you take a turkey to church?
A.They use fowl language.
A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly behaved three-year-old grandson.
What happened when two ships collided?
A mechanic was working late one night when a man walked into his shop. "Can you help me?" the man asked. "I think I am a moth."
What's worse than writing a check to the IRS? These jokes, probably. Read at your own risk.
Two friends are driving around town. They come up to a red light and the guy driving accelerates and speeds right through it. Naturally his friend is pretty upset by this. "You just blew through a red light! Are you out of your mind?"
There's a special kind of duster—more of a brush, actually—that specialists use...
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