Tag: lame jokes

38 Posts

Rows of theater seats
Oct 08, 2019

Bad Jokes: A Seat Hog at the Theater

Staff Blog

At the theater, an usher approaches a man who has stretched out over three seats. He asks him to sit up, but the man simply says, "Uhhhhh."

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Great blue heron
Sep 14, 2019

Miscellaneous Lame Jokes

Staff Blog

I heard music coming from my printer, but it was just the paper jamming. More bad jokes here.

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Bad jokes about electricity
Jun 30, 2019

Electricity jokes are always current!

Staff Blog

Another edition of groan-worthy jokes to help you kill a few perfectly good minutes today.

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Rodin's sculpture, "The Thinker"
Apr 17, 2019

Lame Jokes: Philosophy Edition

Staff Blog

Réné Descartes walks into a bar...

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Landscaping Sign that reads: Spring is here, I'm so excited I wet my plants
Mar 21, 2019

Bad Jokes: Springtime Edition

Staff Blog

Did you hear about the landscaper who was looking forward to spring? He got so excited he wet his plants.

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Eggs Benedict served on a hubcap
Dec 24, 2018

Lame Joke: Holiday Edition

Staff Blog

A man walks into a diner. The waitress comes over with some coffee and a menu. "What'll it be?" she asks.

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Nov 21, 2018

Lame Joke: The Bad Parrot

Staff Blog

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. 

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Hitchhiker's thumb
Oct 31, 2018

Lame Joke: The Hitchhiker

Staff Blog

It was a rainy night, and the hitchhiker was thrilled to catch a ride. That's when he noticed ... 

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Symphony Orhestra
Aug 27, 2018

Lame Jokes Dedicated to Musicians

Staff Blog

What's the range of a trumpet? Thirty yards if you've got a good arm. More bad jokes here!

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Caesar salad dressing with a knife in it
Jul 31, 2018

More Bad Jokes: Roman Empire Edition

Staff Blog

Julius Caesar walks into a bar. It gets worse from here; are you sure you want to read these? 

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