Tag: lame jokes

Julius Caesar walks into a bar. It gets worse from here; are you sure you want to read these? 

Chemistry jokes sure to get a reaction.

"Evidence has been found that William Tell and family were avid bowlers. However, all the league records were destroyed in a fire and we'll never know for whom the Tells Bowled." Worse puns this way.

A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign that says, "Win the carnivore challenge: Get free drinks." 

Lame Joke: Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini...

Do they play baseball in heaven? 

One day, Bob was trudging along the beach, and stubbed his toe on something hard. He reached down and saw that it was an ancient brass lamp...

Q: How do you know your math tutor is hungry? A. She'll work for pi. More terrible jokes here! 

A taxi passenger leaned over to ask the driver a question and gently tapped him on the shoulder to get his attention.

There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money and was a real miser.