Tag: lame jokes

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. 

It was a rainy night, and the hitchhiker was thrilled to catch a ride. That's when he noticed ... 

What's the range of a trumpet? Thirty yards if you've got a good arm. More bad jokes here!

Julius Caesar walks into a bar. It gets worse from here; are you sure you want to read these? 

Chemistry jokes sure to get a reaction.

"Evidence has been found that William Tell and family were avid bowlers. However, all the league records were destroyed in a fire and we'll never know for whom the Tells Bowled." Worse puns this way.

A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign that says, "Win the carnivore challenge: Get free drinks." 

Lame Joke: Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini...

Do they play baseball in heaven? 

One day, Bob was trudging along the beach, and stubbed his toe on something hard. He reached down and saw that it was an ancient brass lamp...