Q. Why can't you take a turkey to church?
A. They use fowl language.
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store for Thanksgiving Day, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?”
“No, ma’am. They’re dead.”
Q. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo?
A. A turkey that can pluck itself!
Q: What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
A: If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy
Q. What sound does a space turkey make?
A. Hubble, Hubble, Hubble!
Q. Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A. Yes, of course! A building can’t jump at all.