We're Thankful for These Lame Jokes

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Staff Blog | Nov 22, 2017

Q. Why can't you take a turkey to church? 
A. They use fowl language. 

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store for Thanksgiving Day, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?”

“No, ma’am. They’re dead.”

Q. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo? 
A. A turkey that can pluck itself! 

Q: What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? 
A: If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy

Q. What sound does a space turkey make? 
A. Hubble, Hubble, Hubble! 

Q. Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A. Yes, of course! A building can’t jump at all.

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