More Bad Jokes: Roman Empire Edition

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Staff Blog | Jul 31, 2018

Julius Caesar goes into a bar. “I’ll have a Martinum.” Bartender says, “You mean a Martini?” Caesar responds, “ If I want more than one, I’ll ask for it.” Submitted by Bill Thomas

Q. How was the Roman empire divided up?

A. With a pair of Caesars.

Q. What do you call someone who wears a moth-eaten toga, a face mask and likes to yell?

A. A Holey Roman Umpire.

Q. Why did the Roman Coliseum close?

A. The lions had eaten up all the prophets.

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