Two atoms meet on the street. One says to the other, “How are you?”
The other says, “Terrible. I’ve lost an electron.”
“Are you sure?”
“Yes. I’m positive.”
--Submitted by Joseph Bookmyer
Q. Why should you never trust an atom?
A. They make up everything.
A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"
The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge."
"Remember, if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate!"
Q. What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a 9-volt in his car?
A. He was booked for a salt and battery.