Miscellaneous Lame Jokes

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Staff Blog | Sep 14, 2019

Why is it that steam locomotives can’t sit down?
They have a tender behind.
(Submitted by Chris Buck)

Why did the appliance repairman test the resistance of the stove top?
He was looking for Ohm on the Range
(Submitted by Mike Mangini, retired physics teacher)

I heard music coming from my printer, but it was just the paper jamming.
(Submitted by Jerry Gordon)

Why does Karl Marx’s toilet play music and squawk when you flush it?
Because of the violins and herons in the cistern.
(Submitted by someone who (wisely?) wishes to remain anonymous)

Did you hear about the extroverted engineer?
He looks at your shoes when you talk with him.
(Submitted by Dave Rutkowski)

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