A mechanic was working late one night when a man walked into his shop. "Can you help me?" the man asked. "I think I am a moth."
The mechanic replied, "I am a mechanic. You need a psychiatrist."
"Yes, I know," replied the man.
"Then why did you come here?"
"Your light was on."
Submitted by Scott Landreth
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