Lame Jokes: Philosophy Edition

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Staff Blog | Apr 17, 2019

Réné Descartes is sitting in a bar. The bartender comes over and says, “Would you like one more before we close?”

Descartes says “I think not,” and disappears.

(Sent by Joseph Bookmyer)

Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a philosopher?
A: An offer you can't understand.

Jean-Paul Sartre walked into a cafe and sat down.

The waiter came over to take his order: "Can I get you something to drink, Monsieur Sartre?"

Sartre replied, "Yes, I'd like a cup of coffee with sugar, no cream."

A few minutes later, however, the waiter returned and said, "I'm sorry, Monsieur Sartre, we are all out of cream -- how about with no milk?"

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: fish

Q: Why does Karl Marx’s toilet play music & squawk when you flush it?
A: Because of the violins and herons in the cistern.

Is it solipsistic in here, or is it just me?


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