Réné Descartes is sitting in a bar. The bartender comes over and says, “Would you like one more before we close?”
Descartes says “I think not,” and disappears.
(Sent by Joseph Bookmyer)
Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a philosopher?
A: An offer you can't understand.
Jean-Paul Sartre walked into a cafe and sat down.
The waiter came over to take his order: "Can I get you something to drink, Monsieur Sartre?"
Sartre replied, "Yes, I'd like a cup of coffee with sugar, no cream."
A few minutes later, however, the waiter returned and said, "I'm sorry, Monsieur Sartre, we are all out of cream -- how about with no milk?"
Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Q: Why does Karl Marx’s toilet play music & squawk when you flush it?
A: Because of the violins and herons in the cistern.