Lame Jokes Dedicated to Musicians

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Staff Blog | Aug 27, 2018

What's the range of a trumpet?
Thirty yards if you've got a good arm. 

What's the difference between a viola and a lawsuit?
Everyone is relieved when the case is closed. 

Why couldn't the string quartet find their composer? 
He was Haydn.

How do you fix a broken brass instrument? 
 With a tuba glue.

How many guitar players does it take to cover a Stevie Ray Vaughn tune? 
Evidently all of them.

Why shouldn't you let your kids watch symphonies on TV?  
There’s too much sax and violins.

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