Lame Joke! Valentine's Day Edition

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Staff Blog | Feb 14, 2018

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

My wife asked, "Do you know her?"

"Yes," I sighed, "She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."

"My God!" says my wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"

Submitted by John Gregg

Hey, we told you it would be bad! Heard better? (Or worse?) E-mail us.

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