Lame Joke: Holiday Edition

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Staff Blog | Dec 24, 2018

A man walks into a diner. The waitress comes over with some coffee and a menu. "What'll it be?" she asks.

The man thinks it over for a bit and decides on eggs Benedict. "Coming right up," she replies.

A few minutes later she returns with his order. 

"Thanks," the man says. "This looks delicious, but I have to ask.  Did  you run out of plates? Why are my eggs on a hubcap?"

"We always serve it this way," the waitress patiently explained, "Because there's no plates like chrome for the hollandaise!"

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