Lame Joke: A guy walks into a bar...

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Staff Blog | Jun 26, 2018

A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign that says, "Win the carnivore challenge: Get free drinks." Free drinks sound like a great idea to him, so he asks the bartender to explain how it works.

The bartender says, “It's a bet we have here. If you can jump up and slap those pieces of meat, you get free drinks for the rest of the night. You get three tries, but you have to hit all three. If you miss, you pay for everyone’s drinks for the next hour." 

The guy looks up and sure enough, there are three pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling. "So," the bartender says, "Wanna give it a shot?"

The guy thinks it over for a bit, and then replies, “Nah, the steaks are too high.”

And a bonus lame joke! 

A termite walks into a bar and says, "Where's the bar tender?"

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