We all know about feather dusters, right?
Well, there's a special duster—more of a brush, actually—that specialists use to sweep the backs of male hogs prior to scrubbing them.
They're on special tomorrow, two for the price of one.
It's a boar duster sale.
Hey, we told you it would be bad!
This week's Lame Joke courtesy of I. Harold Zimmerman. Heard better? (Or worse?) E-mail us.