Two friends are driving around town. They come up to a red light and the guy driving accelerates and speeds right through it.
Naturally his friend is pretty upset by this. "You just blew through a red light! Are you out of your mind?"
The driver replies "Relax, I do this all the time. My brother taught me to drive."
They show up to another red light, and again the driver speeds up right through the intersection.
"You're going to get us killed," his friend objects, "or at least arrested or something!"
"Relax," the driver replies, '"my brother drives like this all the time."
The next light they come to is green. The passenger is relieved, but the guy driving slams on the brakes and screeches to a halt. "What are you doing," the friend asks, "it's green, you should go."
"No way, I'm not going through now," the driver says, "my brother might be coming the other way."
And the moral is: Don't Drive Like His Brother!
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