An accident in North Carolina left an overturned trailer full of cabbages on the highway. (We're happy to report the truck driver sustained only minor injuries and no one else was harmed.)
What happened? A car merging onto the highway failed to yield to the truck, which is against the slaw. Police and clean up crews quickly arrived on scene to do kraut control.
We posted the story to our Facebook page and the cabbage jokes rolled in. Vote for your favorite here or write something better* in the comments!
*Or write something worse; we don't judge! The comments are open.