Did you hear about the landscaper who was looking forward to spring? He got so excited he wet his plants.
Did you know it's actually a myth that bees can't fly in the rain? They can fly in any weather conditions, as long as they're wearing their yellow jackets.
Why is everyone so tired on April 1? We bet you'd be tired if you'd just finished a grueling 31 day March!
When is the best season to buy a trampoline? [Editor's note: Come on, you have to see this coming...] Springtime!
And for those of you who are still suffering through the last salvos of winter, don't worry: