Q: Why did the phlebotomist quit her job?
A: She felt her work was all in vein.
Q: How does an orthodontist hold on to a lawyer?
A: He makes him a retainer.
I wanted to be a graffiti artist but then I saw the writing on the wall.
Why did the maze designer get fired?
She kept getting lost in her work.
We never wanted to believe that Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when we we started paying attention, we had to admit it: all the signs were there.
A recruiter is wrapping up a job interview. It went pretty well, and overall he's impressed with the candidate. “There's one last question. How do you justify asking for such a high salary when you have no experience in this field?”
The job applicant replies, “Well, the job is much harder when you don’t know what you’re doing.”
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