After opening the first restaurant on the moon, Bob was disappointed to receive only 2 stars in the newspaper's restaurant review section.
"Great food, no atmosphere."
—Submitted by Thomas Mead
Q: What does the Astronomy Department do when they have to host the annual holiday party?
A: They planet.
Two satellites got married. The ceremony wasn't anything special. But the reception was amazing!
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep.
In the middle of the night Holmes wakes Watson up: "Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce."
Watson: "I see millions of stars and even if a few of those have planets, it's quite likely there are some planets like Earth, and if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life."
Holmes: "Watson, you idiot; somebody's stolen our tent!"
Q: Where did the astronauts park their space ship?
A: At a parking meteor!
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