Show Rundown

#0507: The Dubious Knowledge of Teenagers!

Original Air Date: 02.13.2005
Show Open Topic

Tom sets out to offend everyone in the shortest amount of time. Why is divorce so expensive? Because it’s worth it. What’s the fastest way to a man’s heart? Through his chest with a knife.

Call 1

Deb (St. Johnsbury, Vermont) - 1995 Saab 900

Can Deb loosen her clutch?

Call 2

Tim (Brooklyn, New York)

Which way should you turn in a skid?

Call 3

Marli (Ft. Collins, Colorado) - 1998 Volkswagen Jetta

The car wiggles when she hits a bump with the right wheel.

Call 4

Brit (Mesa, Arizona) - 2001 Porsche Boxster

There's a ticking noise just after starting the car.

Call 5

Sharon (Anchorage, Alaska)

Sharon's got a Subaru Forester, a 1999 Nissan SE, and a 1992 Toyota Pick Up. Which one should she keep?

Call 6

Dave (Anchorage, Alaska)

Dave's Sharon's hubby. Which car should they keep?!

Call 7

Ruby (Cave Junction, Oregon) - 2002 Ford Taurus

The car feels unstable in the back end when climbing hills.

Call 8

Anne (Greenwhich, Connecticut)

Anne's son has an anti-tailgating strategy.