From: Danny Hurley


Yogi Berra Quotes

"The other teams could make trouble for us if they win."

On the marriage of Joe DiMaggio and Marilyn Monroe - "I don't know if it's good for baseball, but it sure beats the hell out of rooming with Phil Rizzuto."

"When you come to a fork in the road, take it."

"I always thought that record would stand until it was broken."

"I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early."

"Nobody goes to Coney Island anymore... it's too crowded!"

"Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours."

"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."

Mrs. Lindsay to Yogi - "You certainly look cool." - Yogi to Mrs Lindsay - "Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself."

At Yogi Berra day in St Louis 1947: "I want to thank you for making this day necessary."

"I didn't really say everything I said."