From: GayLynn Pack


From the book, "Why Dogs Are Better Than Men" by Jennifer Berman.

 
  1. Dogs miss you when you're gone.
  2. Dogs don't brag about whom they have slept with.
  3. Dogs think you are a culinary genius.
  4. Dogs are nice to your relatives.
  5. Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence.
  6. No dog is a member of the N.R.A.
  7. Dogs obsess about you as much as you obsess about them.
  8. Dogs are happy with any video you choose to rent because they know the most important thing is that you are together.
  9. Middle-aged dogs don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner.
  10. Dogs are in touch with their inner puppies.
  11. Dogs aren't threatened if you earn more than they do.
  12. Dogs feel guilt if they've done something wrong.
  13. Dogs don't mind if you do all the driving.
  14. Dogs mean it when they kiss you!