What a Deal!
RAY: Well, he's getting a quantity discount.
TOM: You talk about quantity discounts. That's a quantity discount.
RAY: Pretty good, huh. We could have gotten 900 for a $1.80. Or 999.
TOM: But not a thousand.
RAY: But not a thousand. That's right. So what he was buying was house numbers. And who's our winner this week, Tommy?
TOM: Wow, that's a good one. I mean there are millions of high school and grammar school students at this moment saying how come I didn't get that. Or they're saying those guys are jerks. And the winner, and one of the people who said we were jerks, is Dianne Weaver from Houston, Texas.
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