Volkswagen "Mans Up" the Beetle
Here are a few subtle but significant changes noticed by Car Talk. What did you notice? Add your suggestions right here.
They're changing the name from the VW Beetle to the VW Battle.
They've replaced the flower vase on the dashboard with a spit cup.
They're adding four-day-old stubble to the front bumper.
It now comes with factory installed wet towels left on the floor.
Instead of the new car smell, it smells like too much Axe Body Spray.
I don't quite understand this, but the driver's seat has a flush handle and a magazine rack.
You can order the leather interior, or, if that's not tough enough, you can get the interior in chain-mail.
The car shuts off and goes right to sleep after an oil change.