Two questions Why is it always Tom and Ray and...
Two questions. Why is it always "Tom and Ray," and never "Ray and Tom." It's obviously not alphabetical. Second question (another husband/wife dispute here); why were/are "cosy wings" called cosy wings? We hope you can resolve this soon.
TOM: Well, the first question is easy. We put our names in order of I.Q.
RAY: Right...ascending order!
TOM: But we haven't the foggiest idea what "cosy wings" are. We've never heard of them. Are they some regional delicacy? Like Buffalo Wings?
RAY: Maybe one of our readers will know. If you know what "cosy wings" are, write to our "Cosy Wing Research Project" care of this newspaper.