A Russian scientist and a Czechoslovakian scientist had spenttheir whole lives studying the majestic grizzly bear. Each yearthey petitioned their respective governments to allow them to goto Yellowstone to study these wondrous beasts.

Finally, their request was granted and they immediately flew toNew York and then on west to Yellowstone. They reported to the localranger station and were told that it was the grizzly matingseason and it was much too dangerous to go out and study theanimals.

They pleaded that this was their only chance. Finally the rangerrelented. The Russian and the Czech were given cell phones andtold to report in each and every day.

For several days they called in, and then nothing was heard fromthe two scientists. The rangers mounted a search party and foundthe scientists' camp completely ravaged. No sign of the missingmen.

They then followed the trail of a male and a female bear. Theyfound the female and decided they must kill the animal to findout if she had eaten the scientists because they feared aninternational incident.

They killed the female and cut open the bear's stomach... onlyto find the remains of the Russian.

One ranger turned to the other and said, "You know what thismeans, don't you?"

"Of course," the other ranger nodded. "The Czech is in the male."

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