What in the name of caramelized, organic kiwi would the likes of us be doing alongside Master Chef Ming Tsai, host of PBS's "Simply Ming" TV show?

Beats the Carhartts off us. But that's exactly what's happening this month, on PBS stations around the country.

What you'll see, of course, is PBS's view of what transpired. In the interest of full disclosure, however, we've decided to show you what really transpired, one afternoon, in Our Fair City.

Tom and Ray Magliozzi
Click and Clack, the Tappet Brothers