From: Sedona Claypool


“Well, how ‘bout that? I’m lost. I’m just gonna pull over here and ask for directions.”
 
“Here’s a credit card and the keys to my car.  Go crazy!”
 
“No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring and a tattoo.”

“Don’t worry about getting a job, kiddo.  I’ve got plenty of money.  It’s like it grows on trees!”
  
“I think that’s enough football for this weekend.”

“I don’t know how you kids do it. In my day, we had it a lot easier.”

“Remember, your room is always waiting for you, if you ever decide to move back in with us.”

“Paying your bills reminds me how much joy you’ve given me.”

“I put a padlock on the door to your room. Here’s the only key. What you do in there is strictly your business!”

“Turn it up, son! I love the sound of thrash metal!”

“Just leave the lawnmower in the yard.   Why put it away when you’re just gonna have to take it out again next weekend.”
 
“Your mother and I are going away for the weekend.  You might want to consider throwing a party.”