While driving, do you...

Make calls while driving
Always
Sometimes
Never

Receive calls while driving
Always
Sometimes
Never

Read text messages
Always
Sometimes
Never

Send text messages
Always
Sometimes
Never

Brush your teeth, gargle and spit
Always
Sometimes
Never

Sip hot coffee or tea
Always
Sometimes
Never

Eat while driving
Always
Sometimes
Never

Eat anything that takes two hands, like a Big Mac or Moo Shu Pork
Always
Sometimes
Never

Try to build a scale model of a nuclear reactor
Always
Sometimes
Never

Insert, eject, or re-box CDs
Always
Sometimes
Never

Get ready for work or a date - putting on make-up, shaving, or fixing your hair
Always
Sometimes
Never

Had a close call because you were adjusting the radio
Always
Sometimes
Never

Pawed through a pile of CDs looking for a favorite
Always
Sometimes
Never

Pawed through a pile of CDs looking for the one with Sheryl Crow on the cover
Always
Sometimes
Never

Turn around to address kids in the back seat
Always
Sometimes
Never

Try to read driving directions
Always
Sometimes
Never

Program a GPS
Always
Sometimes
Never

Discipline your dog, cat or pet ferret
Always
Sometimes
Never

Reach for an object or an item in the glove compartment
Always
Sometimes
Never

Stared at a member of the opposite sex in another car for more than one second
Always
Sometimes
Never

Scroll through your iPod Menu
Always
Sometimes
Never

Adjust anything with a video touch screen
Always
Sometimes
Never

Tried to adjust anything complicated, like a cell phone setting
Always
Sometimes
Never

Read a newspaper, work on a memo or are try to finish a chapter of War and Peace
Always
Sometimes
Never

Focused on removal of obstinate nose or eyebrow hair
Always
Sometimes
Never

Flailed for object beyond your reach
Always
Sometimes
Never

Performed delicate microsurgery, such as a arthroscopic ACL repairs
Always
Sometimes
Never

Yelled at either Rush Limbaugh, Air America or Click and Clack
Always
Sometimes
Never

Complex removal of spinach or other food products from between teeth, including use of mirrors
Always
Sometimes
Never

Engaged in highly distracting daydreaming of an activity that brings you tremendous pleasure like... say... Sudoku.
Always
Sometimes
Never



Your score: 0

Score Ranges

70 - 100 = Not reformable. Update your will and/or prepare for a bad case of survivor's guilt.

50 - 69 = Increase property portion of auto insurance, retain a lawyer.

30 - 49 = Menace to yourself and the public, but you may be saved yet.

16 - 29 = Conscience still functioning. Use it -- while you still have it.

0 - 15 = Traffic Safety Nerd. America thanks you.