From: Bill

Recently you offered some subtle slams via your program. Periodically my dear wife Carol nails me with a good one. The other day she turned to me and said: "Bill, I never wanted to marry a man who was smarter than me. But I didn't mean to be this wide of the mark." In an auditorium waiting for a performance to begin, she turned to me with this one: "So far, Bill, you are the best looking guy in the place. But there are still plenty of empty seats."

[ As Read on Car Talk]