Something to Offend Everyone
From: Ken Fears
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.
What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe."
What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A Northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..."A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this ..."