Dear Tommy:

Thought you might enjoy this. These are signs found at businesses:

On a plumber's truck: We repair what your husband fixed.

On a plumber's truck: Don't sleep with a drip. Call yourplumber.

Pizza shop slogan: 7 days without pizza makes one weak.

At a tire shop: Invite us to your next blowout.

Door of a plastic surgeon's office: Hello. Can we help you pickyour nose?

At a towing company: We don't charge an arm and a leg. We wanttows.

On an electrician's truck: Let us remove your shorts.

On a maternity room door: Push. Push. Push.

At an optometrist's office: If you don't see what you'relooking for, you've come to the right place.

In a podiatrist's office: Time wounds all heels.

At a car dealership: The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment.

Outside a muffler shop: No appointment necessary. We hear youcoming.

In a veterinarian's waiting room: Be back in 5 minutes. Sit!Stay!

In the front yard of a funeral home: Drive carefully. We'llwait.

Bill Dahm

[ As Read on Car Talk ]