Ed Lynch sent the following letter

Dear Tom and Ray,

Someday I will write a true letter worthy of on-air broadcast, but fornow....A friend sent me these signs, and some of them made me laugh outloud. I thought they were fitting for a show like yours.

Sign at a car dealership:
The best way to get back on your feet--miss a car payment

On an electrician's trunk:
Let us remove your shorts

On a maternity room door:
"PUSH, PUSH, PUSH"

Optometrist's office:
If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place

On a fence:
Salesmen welcome--dog food is expensive

Music library:
Bach in a minuet

Muffler shop:
No appointment necessary--we'll hear you coming

Podiatrist's window:
Time wounds all heels

Maternity clothes shop:
We are open on labor day

In Urbana, Illinois:
NO PARKING ON THE SIDE OF VILLAGE STREETSWITH EVEN ADDRESSES ON ODD NUMBERED DAYS OR ODD NUMBEREDADDRESSES ON EVEN NUMBERED DAYS EXCEPT AS OTHERWISE DESIGNATED. A DAYBEGINS AT 6 PM THE PRECEDING DAY.

Near APO San Francisco:
EXIT 38 -- Goodwill Rd.-- Ammunition Plant 1 Mile

[ As Read on Car Talk ]