Senior Personal Ads
Some "Senior" personal ads seen in Florida Newspapers. Who says seniors don't have a sense of humor?
FOXY LADY: Sexy, fashion-conscious, blue-haired beauty, 80s slim,5'-4"(used to be 5-6), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching white shoes and belt a plus.
LONG-TERM COMMITMENT: Recent widow who has just buried fourthhusband looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot.Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.
SERENITY NOW: I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, theocean, yoga and meditation. If you are the silent type, let's gettogether, take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.
WINNING SMILE: Active grandmother with original teeth seeking adedicated flosser to share rare steaks, corn on the cob andcaramel candy.
BEATLES OR STONES? I still like to rock, still like to cruise inmy Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar. Ifyou were a groovy chick, or even a groovy hen, let's get together andlisten to my eight-track tapes.
MINT CONDITION: Male, 1922, high mileage, good condition, somehair, many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves. Isn't inrunning condition, but walks well.
MEMORIES: I can usually remember Monday through Thursday. If youcan remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads