Here are few from Car Talk blogger Tom Bodett. As you can see, he’s a Zen master. We are humble students at his feet.
I found two perfectly good M&M's on my floor mat and ate them. There was popcorn in the crack of the seat and I almost ate that. It's cool at night now, so I finished the chocolate milk in the rear cupholder. A father can gain weight by simply grazing the minivan.
Every time I see a roadside sign for a Corn Maze, I think idiots. It's Corn Maize.
Our cat kills birds and frogs and leaves them under my van. Not the wife's car, or the pickup truck, or the tractor, or either of the two trailers. My van. The wife thinks she's trying to impress me. I think she's trying to make the van smell like dead animals.
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